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Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Guns Don’t Save People, People With Balls Do!



I love the gun control debate because there is no debate. Everyone has become a preacher and they are all bringing the gospel truth of the way guns should be used. These people have started to become as preachy as the Mormons coming to your front door just spewing their rehearsed scripts. The only thing they arent doing is destroying your Saturday morning cartoon and cereal marathons but they don’t have to because they have infected almost everyone you know.

Let me remind you that I am nobody and my opinions should be taken with a grain of salt. With that being said I believe that the true answer to the gun debate is….. Are you ready for it….. Here it comes…….4.…3.…2.…1.… and here it is…….Balls! Yup, balls, I think balls can solve a lot of the problems that people try to fix with guns. Take the Columbine kids, these kids no matter how unstable were bullied and they decided to end it all. What could have changed the outcome of this whole thing, that’s right, balls. If just one of these kids had the balls to take a baseball bat to the knees of one of their athlete bullies, the bully problem would have been solved. There would have been a storm of consequences that would have come from doing that but that’s where the balls come in. It doesn’t take balls to retaliate, it takes balls do deal with consequences. Like I said take it with a grain of salt, a baseball bat to the knees is no solution but compared to what happened it doesn’t really seem like a big deal.

Heres the other thing. If you knew that pulling out a gun wouldn’t send anyone cowering behind cover you would think twice about pulling it out. If you run into a liquor store and pull a gun out and no one hit’s the ground, not only that they begin to charge you and you’re not prepared to kill someone chances are you’re going to run away. A person or two might go down but the message will be sent….balls! Mass shooting have huge numbers because most people are hit running away. Fight or flight, most people choose flight. This is all theoretical I am saying nothing bad about victims of senseless crimes, just my simple black and white theories.

The gun debate has become such a joke with everyone just trying to push their agenda and not really caring what exactly is done to the people of this country. The right says everyone needs guns, the left says no one needs guns, and like all things in this life the truth lies somewhere in the middle but no one is willing to just have a normal talk with the attempt to hear and be heard. Let someones opinion affect you don’t just stay hard nosed with a plan in mind.

But hey what do you expect from a country that just a couple decades ago didn’t want to pee in the same bathroom as black people and where a state like Arizona can almost make it illegal to look Hispanic.

Guns don’t save people, people with balls do!

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