Evolution And Chainsaws

I just read an article on Discovery News that was talking about how our ancestors had better teeth than we do. That just seems like a no brainer because our ancestors never had to deal with a meth addiction did they. They also didn’t have to deal with preservatives and sugar….. I think. Its not that hard to have better teeth than us nowadays. But that seems like a shameful thing to admit because our ancestors smelled like poop because they threw it in anger and fire was like their ipod.

Dentists are more like a tire store fixing a flat than preventing horrible things happening to your teeth. A dentist is there to fix all the problems you are having or even pulling out your teeth and putting in new ones, no one really sees a problem with that. What the hell are we doing to our teeth as a people that we have to food and stress proof our teeth.

I have even met a guy that had two rows of teeth, he made me feel bad about complaining about my poor crooked teeth, I don’t really complain but this guys just made me feel bad. He looked like someone pulled him out of the old total recall, you know the one with crazy deformed people not the one that looks like it was filmed inside of people magazine. It seems to be a fairly common thing to have two rows of teeth. Im guessing this is evolution, this could be nature trying to save us a little money on the dentists or this is the step just before teeth start moving like the chain of a chainsaw. I don’t know about you but I am looking forward to the chainsaw teeth because one day our chainsaw teeth offspring are going to look back on us and wonder how we ate with just one row of non moving teeth.

Bring it on evolution!