Friday, January 29, 2016
Wednesday, January 27, 2016
Monday, January 25, 2016
If you’re anything like me you are intrigued by the porn industry. For an outsider there are so many unanswered questions. And I mean beyond the average questions like, “why do you do this” and “what do your parents think.” The porn industry is much more interesting than that and I would like someone to shed a little light on it for me. In a perfect world where I got to sit down with some porn stars and pick their brains, I would have them illuminate the weirdest parts of their job. I’m not looking to judge anyone for what they do because when it comes down to it we all whore ourselves out, its just in different ways. That’s why I’ve assembled a list of the top 5 questions I would love to ask a porn star if I ever got the chance.
#5- How often do you regret going into porn?
I don’t mean this in a judgmental way, I mean this the way I would mean this if I asked anyone with any regular job. I used to hate myself everyday before work and on the way to work and on while I walked in to work and while I was sitting there. It makes me wonder what goes thru a porn stars head while they are headed to work, stressed out and would rather not go in today. I guess sometime they don’t enter work, work enter them. I made a joke
#4- What is your least favorite thing during a movie shoot?
Even for the most sexual actress there has got to be something they could do without. I don’t care if it’s the craft services people asking them to put on pants before coming to the table or the shower afterwards, there has got to be something that drives them up the wall everytime they have to deal with it. Regular actors talk about all the work it takes to do a movie, that means a porn has kind of got to be a bit more work right? I cant be the only one that wonders this.
#3- Whats the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done on set?
I know I’ve done some stupid stuff during work and I’ve got to wonder what is the embarrassing stuff that happens during a porn. I once pooped during work and clogged the toilet in a public library so there has got to be some good stories on the set of a porno. Right?
#2-Would you ever attend your child’s career day if so what would you say?
Everyone has kids. Career day is the day that gets kids exposed to everything that is possible for them to even dream about or just think about becoming. I would love to watch a porn star, actor or actress, fumble while trying to explain to children what it is that they do.
#1-If you could talk to your 10 year old self what do you think they would say?
I could only imagine what a 10 year old would have to say to a porn star after you just told them what it is a porn star is, now imagine that 10 year old is talking to themselves after getting out of a time machine. What would you say to yourself and what would your 10 year old self say. Would past you be disappointed in future porn you? I would love to talk to my 10 year old self but the conversation would pale in comparison to that of a porn stars.
Those are my top 5 questions, let me know what yours would be.
Friday, January 22, 2016
Dj Khaled has brought some of the most inspirational and creepy videos that have ever hit the internet. Dj Khaled snapchat and instagram accounts have some of the weirdest content that I have ever seen a sane adult aver post. I'm not even sure if he is being serious about any of it. This is me Willy Olguin, with my fake beard and a christmas tree in the back for some reason doing my impression of the soon to be classic, Dj Khaled. Enjoy.
Monday, January 18, 2016
Inspiration can be hard to come by when you’re a creative type of person. Everyone has their own way of getting inspired. Every creative is familiar with their own version of writers block. It doesn’t matter what media or expression your art manifests itself in, you know what its like to experience a blockage in your creative arteries. Whenever I get a creative block I turn to 2 places I like to go and they are Netflix and Youtube. Youtube is good but quality can be low and you never really know what you’re going to get. On the other hand Netflix has a library of awesome material with a star rating system that lets you know basically what level of content you’re going to get. The problem with Netflix is sifting through their entire library to find what it is you don’t know you’re looking for. It makes it that much sweeter when you find something that you can go to your friends with and you know they will enjoy it too. You are my friends and here is my list.
Stripped is a documentary about Comic Strips and their creators. They interview and talk about the top comic strip creators of comics like Penny Arcade, Calvin and Hobbes, Luann, Foxtrot, Peanuts, Garfield, Pogo, and many more. It’s a perfect documentary for anyone looking for a little comedy writing, drawing, self publishing type of inspiration. This documentary not only talks about comics with comic creators they also delve into the future of comics as print media is fading out.
#4 Comedians of Comedy
Comedians of Comedy follows comedians Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Maria Bamford, and Zach Galifianakis on a comedy tour called The Comedians of Comedy. The Documentary follows these leading alternative comedians as they talk about comedy and live day to day on the road. There are clips of each of their comedy and how the push the boundries of whats known at conventional stand up comedy. They tell old comedy stories and talk about thing they have been through while they create new memories.
#3 Dear Mr. Watterson
Dear Mr. Watterson is basically a love letter to arguably one of the greatest comic creators to ever live. The documentary explores the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes and its creator. The doc interviews people from all walks of life and they discuss how Calvin and Hobbes has impacted their life. They also delve into how Calvin and Hobbes changed and continues to influence comics today.
#2 I Know That Voice
This is one of those documentaries that gives you a peek into something you always wished you could find out more about. Featuring voice actor such as John Dimaggio (Bender from Futurama), Kevin Conroy (Batman), Mark Hamill (The Joker), and many more. They discuss the process of being a voice actor and making a career with their voices. Some of cartoons more recognizable voices are in it and it’s a lot of fun to see the people behind your favorite characters like SpoungeBob, Tommy Pickles, Bender, and many many more.
This one holds a special place in my heart because it chronicles the journey of stand up comedian Tig Notaro to notoriety. This is the documentary that should be called “A Series of Unfortunate events” because it talks about the horrible trials she had to endure that eventually led up to what would be the stand up performance of a lifetime. Its sound like a bit much but even one of the things she endured would have been overwhelming but she endured. It also covers her journey afterwards and all the things that came from the bad and are still in development. On a personal note, the reason this one sticks hard with me is because I was just getting out of the hospital wondering how I was going to deal with the pain and trials I was going through so I was in bed and I turned on Netflix and there it was being promoted in the big window like it was calling to me. It helped me so much.
This is my list of the best documentaries on Netflix. Enjoy and your welcome.
Tuesday, January 12, 2016
Have you ever been sitting at home struggling through a painful dookey when you get the thought, "if I was Goku, would be going super Saiyan right now?" Then it got me wondering, "would the level of Super Saiyan vary on the level of pain that he went thru. Which then got me wondering, "would Super Saiyan God be at a pain level near childbirth or gnawing off your own private parts?" Personally I think this is what happens during the comercial breaks. But also since it makes his so much stronger how much force would then the poop come out with. If you dont think this would ever happen then you've never concentrated during a horrifically painful poopoo!