Maybe its because I’ve never been to New York but I love Pizza Hut pizza. It does everything I need pizza to do, it tastes good, it makes me feel full and good, they support the Ninja Turtles and above all the other reasons it helps keep my feelings at bay. Pizza Hut has done some amazing things with pizza like finding a way to inject more cheese into the crust. Doritos have also done amazing things with chips when they introduced the world to the cool ranch Dorito. But this unholy alliance can only wreak havoc on this planet which is why they are testing their unholy offspring in Australia known as the dorito crust.
On the bright side the combination of Pizza Hut and Doritos are being kept in Australia for the time being and not being unleashed on the world. Logically there isn’t much difference to eating a slice of pizza with some chips and eating this unholy abomination of delicious ingredients. It’s a lot like a plastic container and a microwave, there is nothing wrong with either of them but if you put a plastic container in a microwave the combination could kill you… eventually. Just the thought of this thing makes me feel uneasy, like someone is trying to set me up for some kind of prank.
I would almost think that feeding your child this kind of thing could be seen as abuse. Why not just put everything in a blender and let your kid eat his obesity thru a straw and suck down they calories, why waste any calories chewing because he’s gonna need those calories to develop diabetes. It’s a horrible horrible idea.
So keep your eyes open and mouths closed everybody, don’t be fooled by this demonic pizza!