I would like to put Mexican pointy boots in the same category as skinny jeans because I think they are both hilarious. I cant do that. The problem with skinny jeans is that I know many people that wear them and they are very cool people. Whenever I make jokes about skinny jeans they always point them out to me and we both laugh, that’s happened many times. On the other hand I have never met a guy or girl wearing pointy Mexican boots that has ever even had a chuckle near me.
I don’t understand this freakin style and it drives me crazy because it is socially unacceptable to go up to them to point and laugh. It looks like a person with extremely large feet slammed into a wall at an extremely high speed and it bent his feet up. Then another person saw this persons new feet and thought, “I bet he doesn’t stub his toe on anything” and then he stole his shoes. And finally he got his newly stolen bent up shoes home, he made sure that no one else was home put one boot in the middle of the floor, double checked no one was home, took his pants off and then sat on the point of the boot. That is the only logical reason I can come up with that a regular human being of sound mind and body would buy this ridiculous clown shoe, to placate some kind of weird anal fixation.
There are only two reasons to even wear boots, 1st to ride horses and 2nd because you have a job or living situation that brings danger to the lower parts of your legs. Like working in some kind of empty field where you could get bitten by a snake or spider. Other than those 2 reasons there is no reason outside of vanity that you would wear boots. And I am man enough to admit though that there are people that grow up out in the country and they still live on farms and ranches and just wear that clothes as a lifestyle, I understand that.
This pointy shoe doesn’t make any sense to me and gives me the urge to play horseshoes with their feet.