I just read an article on Discovery News that was talking about how our ancestors had better teeth than we do. That just seems like a no brainer because our ancestors never had to deal with a meth addiction did they. They also didn’t have to deal with preservatives and sugar….. I think. Its not that hard to have better teeth than us nowadays. But that seems like a shameful thing to admit because our ancestors smelled like poop because they threw it in anger and fire was like their ipod.
Dentists are more like a tire store fixing a flat than preventing horrible things happening to your teeth. A dentist is there to fix all the problems you are having or even pulling out your teeth and putting in new ones, no one really sees a problem with that. What the hell are we doing to our teeth as a people that we have to food and stress proof our teeth.
I have even met a guy that had two rows of teeth, he made me feel bad about complaining about my poor crooked teeth, I don’t really complain but this guys just made me feel bad. He looked like someone pulled him out of the old total recall, you know the one with crazy deformed people not the one that looks like it was filmed inside of people magazine. It seems to be a fairly common thing to have two rows of teeth. Im guessing this is evolution, this could be nature trying to save us a little money on the dentists or this is the step just before teeth start moving like the chain of a chainsaw. I don’t know about you but I am looking forward to the chainsaw teeth because one day our chainsaw teeth offspring are going to look back on us and wonder how we ate with just one row of non moving teeth.
Bring it on evolution!
Its finally happening, Discovery news reports that they have identified a way above average chimp named Natasha. This chimp has outperformed all the other chimps on the test they administered but it wasn’t enough that she did better than everyone else she nearly aced every test. My question is what does this mean to the rest of the world?
If you’re a christian watching a genius monkey what goes through your mind? Anyone on the side of evolution is gonna think, logically I might add, that these types of things happen in the small window of time we have in the larger platform of evolution where the major change happens. But I would assume the average homosexual hating christian is going to think about every decision that they have ever made leading them up to the point of blindly not believing in evolution, then they’ll drag their knuckles over to a local bingo barn where, they obviously think about all things of the universe, and talk to Bubba and Hoss about this chimp. After a few of the lords beers they will get a message from their “god” spelled out in the alphabet soup they just vomited up in the parking lot and decide to go kill the chimp. But then again I’m just guessing that’s what happens in the middle of the country. (don’t forget I’m a christian too, I just like making fun of the stupid ones)
I just wonder what this means on a grander human scale. If there is a genius chimp that exists there will be a time that the super genius monkey will exist and at the rate humanity is devolving maybe there needs to be a new animal at the top of the food chain. But like any good human will do, we will be sure to kill the rise of the super genius chimps to make sure they wont use up all “our” resources and take all the low level jobs that no one but illegal immigrants want because only then will the immigration debate end. We will band together as stupid people and once again try and stop something mother earth has put into motion to destroy us that we believe is the work of the devil! GO HUMANS!
