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Thursday, August 16, 2012

Is Mothera Real?


Mutant butterflies in Japan are reported after the nuclear disaster. Holy Crap isn’t that how Mothera was created in the first place. We need to hurry up and create a Godzilla just to keep everyone but Tokyo safe. This is so crazy because this is how comic books and childrens cartoons start, this is never supposed to happen in real life.

How can you be expected to sleep at night with the thought that somewhere in the world a mutant butterfly is alive and maybe reproducing. All it takes is 1 X-men like offspring to create an entirely new head of the food chain. Thanks to Japan all those cheesy old fifties movies about killer anything just might become reality. If there are mutant butterflies then why wouldn’t there be mutant ants or the scariest of all the cheesy old movies, Spiders (bum bum buummmmm).

Japan is a tiny island right and they constantly get pummeled by natural type crap right? Why the hell did they put a nuclear facility in the middle of that or even think to really waterproof it? Get your crap together scientists! The one thing I hope can come out of this in a real way is I hope there is a radioactive spider somewhere and it will bite a really nice guy with good morals. Because we’re gonna need a Spiderman to be able to fight off Mothra until we can create a Godzilla. See the predicament you’ve gotten us into Japan.

I’m scared of Spiders, now the possibility of a mutant spider making its way around the world like in Arachnophobia is a real possibility, thanks a lot Japan!

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Will Regeneration Technology Make Us Like Spiderman’s Dr. Connors?



I found an article on ScienceDaily.com about bone regeneration. Check out this quote:

"ScienceDaily (July 24, 2012) — Researchers at the Royal College of Surgeons in Ireland (RCSI) have developed a new method of repairing bone using synthetic bone graft substitute material, which combined with gene therapy, can mimic real bone tissue and has potential to regenerate bone in patients who have lost large areas of bone from either disease or trauma."

You know what that means, Doctor Connors, from the new Spiderman movie, might actually be rooted in some sort of truth. I’m not saying that they are using reptiles but what I am saying that there is a potential for reptilian like regeneration in the future. How crazy is that?

Could you imagine falling a 3 story fall landing on your feet destroying the bones in your not only in your legs but in your back and in a matter of weeks being on your feet again like nothing happened. Regeneration is not only for healing the sick and broken but the implications on aging could be revolutionary.

You will never be old again (thank God, I was starting to get a little worried because I’m staring my 30’s in the face). Our bodies work on what seems to be a timer, technically we regenerate on a cellular level replacing old skin cells with new skin cells but as you age the regeneration slows and once it slows enough that’s when the aging process begins to show. Your skin gets thinner and wrinkles don’t go away, you start to lose elasticity but with artificial regeneration it could all be a thing of the past. Fingers Crossed!