If you’re anything like me you are intrigued by the porn
industry. For an outsider there are so
many unanswered questions. And I mean beyond the average questions like, “why
do you do this” and “what do your parents think.” The porn industry is much more interesting
than that and I would like someone to shed a little light on it for me. In a perfect world where I got to sit down
with some porn stars and pick their brains, I would have them illuminate the
weirdest parts of their job. I’m not
looking to judge anyone for what they do because when it comes down to it we
all whore ourselves out, its just in different ways. That’s why I’ve assembled a list of the top 5
questions I would love to ask a porn star if I ever got the chance.
#5- How often do you regret going into porn?
I don’t mean this in a judgmental way, I mean this the way I
would mean this if I asked anyone with any regular job. I used to hate myself everyday before work
and on the way to work and on while I walked in to work and while I was sitting
there. It makes me wonder what goes thru
a porn stars head while they are headed to work, stressed out and would rather
not go in today. I guess sometime they don’t
enter work, work enter them. I made a joke
#4- What is your least favorite thing during a movie shoot?
Even for the most sexual actress there has got to be
something they could do without. I don’t
care if it’s the craft services people asking them to put on pants before
coming to the table or the shower afterwards, there has got to be something
that drives them up the wall everytime they have to deal with it. Regular actors talk about all the work it
takes to do a movie, that means a porn has kind of got to be a bit more work
right? I cant be the only one that wonders this.
#3- Whats the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done on
set?
I know I’ve done some stupid stuff during work and I’ve got
to wonder what is the embarrassing stuff that happens during a porn. I once pooped during work and clogged the
toilet in a public library so there has got to be some good stories on the set
of a porno. Right?
#2-Would you ever attend your child’s career day if so what
would you say?
Everyone has kids. Career
day is the day that gets kids exposed to everything that is possible for them
to even dream about or just think about becoming. I would love to watch a porn star, actor or
actress, fumble while trying to explain to children what it is that they
do.
#1-If you could talk to your 10 year old self what do you
think they would say?
I could only imagine what a 10 year old would have to say to
a porn star after you just told them what it is a porn star is, now imagine
that 10 year old is talking to themselves after getting out of a time
machine. What would you say to yourself
and what would your 10 year old self say. Would past you be disappointed in
future porn you? I would love to talk to
my 10 year old self but the conversation would pale in comparison to that of a
porn stars.
Those are my top 5 questions, let me know what yours would
be.
No comments:
Post a Comment