Gay Border Fence?

I finally have come up with the perfect solution to people crossing the border. It’s a 2 for 1 because the ones that are causing all the “hu-bub” are the conservatives, so I have a solution that could help everyone calm down a little. Here’s the main idea of the whole thing, we, as a country, should create a new border fence but it should be made out of gay people (I don’t mean that in a bad way, keep reading).

I mean think about how awesome that would be, you’re a Mexican that is thinking of going to America and work for below minimum wage and best case scenario is people protest to have your kids thrown out of the country. Well while you are on your trek to America you reach the border and you behold one of the most disturbing sites for any traditional conservatively raised catholic born Mexican….. A line of gay people as far as the eye can see all holding hands like a giant international game of Red Rover.

This will fix more problems than it seems. 1^st the only Mexicans that will come over here are the ones that are a little open minded and really really determined to be here. 2^nd this will cut down illegal immigration by at least half. 3^rd this will flood the border and southern towns full of gay people and in time it will create a new area in the country where open minded people can congregate. The more conservative and angry intolerant people will either die or move away but they cant move north, people think there, they cant move west, people are a little weird there, so they will be forced to move to a state directly in the middle of the country. It will create a new country where open mindedness is spread over the entire thing and the crazy conservative vote will be pulled back to a minimum.

Problem Solved! I told you it was good.