Real Life Willy Wanka and Nestle Factory?

Busted! Nestle just got caught supporting child labor in the cocoa farms they get their chocolate from. Is it just me or does this sound like Willy Wonka just got busted. I love that movie, how could it have gotten misinterpreted. Its not child labor if their having fun, right?

I saw the movie and I wanted to work in a chocolate factory too, so can you really blame the kids? That seems like it would be the perfect solution to our nations growing obesity problem, Put Them To Work! This would really work on a chocolate farm. First step get a bunch of fat kids and ask them if they want all the chocolate they can eat. Step two let them keep a certain amount of the chocolate they gather. Step three Skinny Kids…. That would work right?

Did they even get a good look, are you sure they were kids and not Oompa Loompas. They look a lot like kids but orange or like Mexicans if you go with the Tim Burton version of the movie. The one thing I learned from the movies is that its not enslavement or “child labor” if you want to work for chocolate. Did they even check to see if the Nestle Oompa Loompas were singing, does the CEO call them with a flute because that would be a dead give away that they are Oompa Loompas.

But how about a better solution to this instead of just getting angry at Nestle. How about forcing them to stop exploiting the farmers and pay them a decent wage and create an environment where children don’t have to go to work….. How about it?