Dj Khaled - Don't Play Yourself Parody

Dj Khaled has brought some of the most inspirational and creepy videos that have ever hit the internet.  Dj Khaled snapchat and instagram accounts have some of the weirdest content that I have ever seen a sane adult aver post.  I'm not even sure if he is being serious about any of it.  This is me Willy Olguin, with my fake beard and a christmas tree in the back for some reason doing my impression of the soon to be classic, Dj Khaled. Enjoy.

How Optimus Prime Goes To The Bathroom

Have you ever wondered how Optimus Prime Goes To the bathroom, I sure have!  Like all things that Optimus Prime does it must be super epic.  I decided to get my toys out and parody the way I think it would go down.  I don't know why exactly I have a toy toilet but I thought I would put it to some good use. 

If you are familiar with the original animated movie then you may recognize the scene where Megatron and Optimus face off.  Hopefully this is the beginning of a line of playful skits using my transformers. 

I didn't notice until I uploaded the video that I really need to clean Optimus, maybe next time.

Masturbation Sex Toy Mistaken For Rare Mushroom in China

A mushroom like object was found by local villagers in  Xi'an, Shaanxi, China who did not know what it was.  They gathered around and collectively assumed it was a mushroom.  As you can see they kept it in a bucket because that seems like the most reasonable thing to do with a giant mutaded mushroom thing, right? 

"Come on everyone get together, now we're gonna call the media and become rich and famous because of what we found"

This reminds me of that scene in Joe Dirt where he's eating off of the frozen poop rock.  There are lips on 1 side and a hole on the other to simulate a vagina and an anus.  Nobody in the village had ever seen anything like this.  So it stands to reason no one in the village has ever seen an anus or a vagina, lots of missionary with the blankets on to hide their shame where they come from.

I saw this and I had to share it.  This makes me want to go get one and carry it around in a bucket.

Single People Hate Your Kids- My First Animation

This is my first animation called Single People Hate Your Kids.   I used Anime Studio Debut 6 and it took me about 1 month to make this.  It took that long because I only worked on it in my spare time between writting a blog, drawing practice, making t-shirts, working on a podcast, and working on new designs for shirts.  It was a lot of fun to make but it takes way longer than you think it would take.  I'm hoping the next one will have audio.  There will be a post in the future to help anyone that would like to play around with Anime Studio Debut 6 (because its the only one I have).

Just so you know I dont hate kids but I cant stand those brat kids at the store that need to get jumpkicked. I dont think you should ever beat a kid but sometimes you cant help but fantasize about it while that dirty kid stares at you while he's throwing a fit on the dirty floor.   

Action Figure Silent Movies- Episode 1

Well, heres the first hopefully in a long line of stop motion animations.  I hope you enjoy it! Leave comments with what you think of it. 

Episode 1- Feeling Frisky
Looks like Prime has a hard time getting dates.