How Optimus Prime Goes To The Bathroom

Have you ever wondered how Optimus Prime Goes To the bathroom, I sure have!  Like all things that Optimus Prime does it must be super epic.  I decided to get my toys out and parody the way I think it would go down.  I don't know why exactly I have a toy toilet but I thought I would put it to some good use. 

If you are familiar with the original animated movie then you may recognize the scene where Megatron and Optimus face off.  Hopefully this is the beginning of a line of playful skits using my transformers. 

I didn't notice until I uploaded the video that I really need to clean Optimus, maybe next time.

Michael Bay Is Raping My Childhood Again

Just heard some news, Megan Fox is going to be playing the role of April O’neil in the Michael Bay abortion of your childhood called Ninja Turtles. That is right folks, Megan Fox, the slow motion queen of the Transformer movies. Can I be the first to say that if Michael Bay remakes an X-Men movie I call for REVOLUTION!!!

What the hell!! First you kill Jazz in Transformers, then you destroy the awesomeness that is Devastator in the second and the last movie was so lack luster it was amazing. Now your going to go after the Ninja Turtles. I challenge you Michael Bay, make a better movie than the original. With all its flaws the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie was way better than any of the Transformers movies.

I think at this point Michael Bay should be brought up on charges for being a pedophile because he’s raping all of our childhoods. I don’t understand what is so hard about keeping to the original storyline. Is it because you didn’t come up with it? I’ve got news for you Mr. Bay, your imagination sucks! The transformation in Transformers was cool but that movie seems like it was made by somebody that hated all of the characters. Let me tell you something Mr. Bay, the Ninja Turtles were born in the time of the self published comic book, the originals were black and white but the characters were so great that they just struck a chord with the children and the child inside of us and you, Mr. Bay, smeared your mind feces all over all of my favorite childhood heroes. Now you want to taint this one.

To be fair I’m gonna watch this movie and more than likely really enjoy it because I’m not one of those people that are critical of every little thing in a movie. I even like movies that suck (that might be why I own the first 2 Transformers movies). As a fan I would just like a little respect, like with Batman or the first few Superman movies (not the last one, I tried to like it but not so much). Or hey maybe even the X-men movies, the third was good but not as great. There are a ton of movies that were treated with respect but if you want another example of a movie that can be destroyed by the lead female, Green Lantern. Jessica Alba almost destroyed Fantastic Four, whats her face from the Spider-Man movies….. Kristen Dunst (I had to look it up). Watchmen was almost perfect (I can do without the cock and balls next time), Rebecca Romijn was perfect as Mystique, Halle Berry was awesome as Storm.

I could go on and on but the point is that it can be done right…… SO DO IT RIGHT MICHAEL BAY!!!!!

Eat It Michael Bay- Transformers- Fall Of Cybertron

The fans have finally been heard! And it wsasnt freakin Michael Bay to listen. He destroyed Devastator but my childhood feels less raped because the demo for Fall Of Cybertron has dropped. In Your face Michael Bay!

We don’t need no stinkin Constructicons with no personality, we have swindle and the Combaticons who form Bruiticus. It is stunning, watching just the trailers and animation of the combaticons forming Bruiticus is what I had wanted for the Transformers movie but hey better late than never, right.

Grimlock. The dinobots are finally in something. I have been waiting for this since I was a kid and wanted the toys but never got them. This is the one character that could have made the 3^rd movie not blow so hard. Grimlock if your reading this….. I love you!

Dowload it and play it for yourself…. Its too awesome.

No Mexicans On Mars Either

Is it just me or does Mars look like Arizona? There is so much corruption in the powers from media to the tops of conspiracy theory so how can you really believe anything that is said, ever. The report has come in that the Mars rover has landed and sent back the first pictures…. Woohoo! I’m just kidding I don’t care either but this just got me thinking.

There is more technology in your cell phone than there was in the 1^st Apollo mission. So how exactly did they get that shuttle to the moon . We can turn to cartoons for the answer to this one. Do you remember the old Looney Tunes cartoons where they were trying to get to somewhere high and Acme would show up and strap a rocket to their back. Well, that’s exactly what these people did. The only thing they did different was point it at the moon and the rocket was way bigger.

But there is also the theory that the moon landing was faked and the “evidence” they present is not that bad. In my opinion I say we should always treat popular opinion they way Mexicans are treated in Arizona… Guilty until proven innocent! How about I don’t believe you until you can get me on the moon or at least someone I know because I don’t wanna die.

I’m gonna treat these Mars pictures the same way. I am from West Texas, I know what a dust storm in the desert looks like. Your not showing me anything new here, NASA. This could literally be a picture of some desert with the streets out of view. I saw the Michael Bay movie, there aren’t even any transformers in the shot…. Or have they been photoshoped out.

Either way you slice it I’m sure the Martians are going to be way more welcoming to Mexicans than Arizona is, so lets get those colonies up and running so we can send Americans to Mars and they can get angry about all the Mexicans that are showing up illegally.

What’s In A Name- Sentinel Prime ?

"What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." -Shakespeare

I got to see the movie Transformers 3 Dark of the Moon yesterday, was it a cool movie, yes it was. I went into this movie with the hopes that someone awesome would show up that I didn’t know about. It happened, at the very beginning of the movie they show a quick shot of a red guy with a beard and I think, “No way I had no idea Alpha Trion was gonna be in this movie!” I was wrong Alpha Trion was not in the movie they decided to change his name to Sentinel Prime. This irked me for 2 reasons, first Sentinel Prime is a character from the animated cartoon, second this character already has a name and its Alpha Trion. I know this is a nerd concern and I don’t like to nit pick movies but COME ON Michael Bay, have a little creative respect for the fans.

I did love all the little shout outs to the old cartoon. The way the ship was crashed into the moon looked exactly like the way the ship was stuck in the mountain in the original series. Those ships they used at the end of the movie looked like Scattershot from the Technobots. But I thought the coolest one was the space ship that looked like Omega Supreme, I was sitting there with my fingers crossed that it would transform but I forgot that Michael bay HATES ME!!

All in all the movie was decent but it wasn’t mind blowing like it should have been.

Stop Motion Animation- Test 1 Devastator

I realize this is not the real devastator its a cheap knock off I got from a Wal-Mart.  This is only a test still trying to work some kinks out and maybe add some audio next time.  Yes that is my dirty desk, in the background, you would think I would clean up first but I didnt think about it until the video was done.  Hope you enjoy it!!!