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Showing posts with label arizona. Show all posts
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Wednesday, August 8, 2012

No Mexicans On Mars Either

Is it just me or does Mars look like Arizona? There is so much corruption in the powers from media to the tops of conspiracy theory so how can you really believe anything that is said, ever. The report has come in that the Mars rover has landed and sent back the first pictures…. Woohoo! I’m just kidding I don’t care either but this just got me thinking.

There is more technology in your cell phone than there was in the 1st Apollo mission. So how exactly did they get that shuttle to the moon . We can turn to cartoons for the answer to this one. Do you remember the old Looney Tunes cartoons where they were trying to get to somewhere high and Acme would show up and strap a rocket to their back. Well, that’s exactly what these people did. The only thing they did different was point it at the moon and the rocket was way bigger.

But there is also the theory that the moon landing was faked and the “evidence” they present is not that bad. In my opinion I say we should always treat popular opinion they way Mexicans are treated in Arizona… Guilty until proven innocent! How about I don’t believe you until you can get me on the moon or at least someone I know because I don’t wanna die.

I’m gonna treat these Mars pictures the same way. I am from West Texas, I know what a dust storm in the desert looks like. Your not showing me anything new here, NASA. This could literally be a picture of some desert with the streets out of view. I saw the Michael Bay movie, there aren’t even any transformers in the shot…. Or have they been photoshoped out.

Either way you slice it I’m sure the Martians are going to be way more welcoming to Mexicans than Arizona is, so lets get those colonies up and running so we can send Americans to Mars and they can get angry about all the Mexicans that are showing up illegally.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Real Americans Don’t Have Tattoos?

The Wall Street Journal is reporting that tattoos are getting in the way of people getting their visas (and I don’t mean the credit card). I didn’t know this actually happened, you know I saw Scarface too, but I didn’t know that law enforcement was getting their ideas from the movies.

I understand that there is a reason for doing what they do but at the same time you can take things too far. Like for instance Arizona, they have made racially profiling legal or at the very least acceptable. What the hell is that about? I’m starting to see a pattern emerge here and it seems to be against a people that look like the villains in the movies.  It seem like no one can look into history and just see the atrocities done bye this country and then think, “Hey, maybe we’re wrong this time like all the other times we were scarred of something?”

There are tattoos that are associated with gangs but isn’t that the whole thing about a tattoo, they don’t go away so you really don’t know when they got it. It could be a souvenir from a rebellious childhood or just a bad decision. Just because you did a short google search for an image that you like and didn’t research what it was about, now you cant live in America…. Seems like there’s a problem with the rules instead of the people. So why are you coming down on the tattooed guy coming in the country when its this country that was empowering the cartels to begin with. This doesn’t make sense to me, its like feeding your kid a ton of candy then spanking him because he has cavities.