I get it. How many times do we need to see that there are a lot of people out there that we need to feel superior to. After being dominated by an overbearing boss all day sometimes people just want to come home and see some people on tv that have it a lot worse than we do and arent even aware of it, I guess?
Snooki had a baby? Who freakin cares, I hope it becomes a doctor so somebody can finally tend to the myriad of STDs gestating in Snooki’s uterus from whence this last child spawned. For the record I don’t care if she is a stupid whore or if she’s a quantum physicist that enjoys knob gobbling as a religious activity. I don’t care about this girl! What I do care about is what this type of tv is doing to our nation as a whole. Celebrity has become the goal instead of being a byproduct of immense amounts of talent.
Now I know I have just fallen into the trap of talking about another showbiz whore that doesn’t really do anything but I need to make a point. I hate talking about tv shows with substance that I love just for somebody to bring up this awful piece of crap, I get it, you’re better than her in every way except your life isn’t interesting enough or whorey enough to be on tv!
The best way to combat the dumbing down of America is to once and for all stop talking about slutty good for nothing attention whores that don’t bring any talent to the table. But like most people, I am a hypocrite because I am so interested in watching that show about the two headed girl. Abby and Britney is a hilariously awesome show but maybe its because one of my dreams is to be in a threesome!
If you’re anything like me this chick has been getting on your nerves for a long time. Its not really her but its what she represents that drives me insane. A general popularized sense of mediocrity. Everything about her is just…. I don’t know how to describe it except, Blah!
She tries her hardest to prove that she is someone crazy and unique but who are you kidding really? If I didn’t have a niece I would even give a crap about this stuff but this kind of stuff just keeps getting shoved down these kids ear holes. When is the last time you heard one of her songs or for that matter any “pop” song and thought I don’t think I could ever do that. She makes herself look like a clown at a kids birthday party and then everyone starts yammering about how unique and different she is. Michael Jackson is the perfect example of someone that proved they were unique and different with their music and dancing and in a far third was his face looking like something from Tales From The Crypt.
Now there is a whole bunch of buzz about Katy Perry and her new commercial and a new natural beautiful look. Once again let me say that this wouldn’t matter to me in the slightest if I didn’t have a niece. But everything about Katy Perry is so bland from her music to her face. Am I the only one that is reminded of a foot when I look at her. I never understood how this chick became famous for anything other than her nice big Tatas (that’s boobs for the layman). It just aggravates me so bad because I am trying to show my niece that its cool to be yourself no matter how weird you are but true unique is on the inside not the outside. If you have a notion to be peculiar then be peculiar but do it in your own way. Stupid hair doesn’t make you fun or crazy.
Zooey Deschannel and Katy Perry..... so unique its exactly alike
