Maybe its because I’ve never been to New York but I love
Pizza Hut pizza. It does everything I
need pizza to do, it tastes good, it makes me feel full and good, they support
the Ninja Turtles and above all the other reasons it helps keep my feelings at
bay. Pizza Hut has done some amazing
things with pizza like finding a way to inject more cheese into the crust. Doritos have also done amazing things with
chips when they introduced the world to the cool ranch Dorito. But this unholy alliance can only wreak havoc
on this planet which is why they are testing their unholy offspring in
Australia known as the dorito crust.
On the bright side the combination of Pizza Hut and Doritos
are being kept in Australia for the time being and not being unleashed on the
world. Logically there isn’t much
difference to eating a slice of pizza with some chips and eating this unholy
abomination of delicious ingredients.
It’s a lot like a plastic container and a microwave, there is nothing
wrong with either of them but if you put a plastic container in a microwave the
combination could kill you… eventually.
Just the thought of this thing makes me feel uneasy, like someone is
trying to set me up for some kind of prank.
I would almost think that feeding your child this kind of
thing could be seen as abuse. Why not
just put everything in a blender and let your kid eat his obesity thru a straw
and suck down they calories, why waste any calories chewing because he’s gonna
need those calories to develop diabetes. It’s a horrible horrible idea.
So keep your eyes open and mouths closed everybody, don’t be
fooled by this demonic pizza!
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