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Thursday, August 16, 2012

Is Mothera Real?


Mutant butterflies in Japan are reported after the nuclear disaster. Holy Crap isn’t that how Mothera was created in the first place. We need to hurry up and create a Godzilla just to keep everyone but Tokyo safe. This is so crazy because this is how comic books and childrens cartoons start, this is never supposed to happen in real life.

How can you be expected to sleep at night with the thought that somewhere in the world a mutant butterfly is alive and maybe reproducing. All it takes is 1 X-men like offspring to create an entirely new head of the food chain. Thanks to Japan all those cheesy old fifties movies about killer anything just might become reality. If there are mutant butterflies then why wouldn’t there be mutant ants or the scariest of all the cheesy old movies, Spiders (bum bum buummmmm).

Japan is a tiny island right and they constantly get pummeled by natural type crap right? Why the hell did they put a nuclear facility in the middle of that or even think to really waterproof it? Get your crap together scientists! The one thing I hope can come out of this in a real way is I hope there is a radioactive spider somewhere and it will bite a really nice guy with good morals. Because we’re gonna need a Spiderman to be able to fight off Mothra until we can create a Godzilla. See the predicament you’ve gotten us into Japan.

I’m scared of Spiders, now the possibility of a mutant spider making its way around the world like in Arachnophobia is a real possibility, thanks a lot Japan!

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